September 29, 2011
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How to break up with your girlfriend...


When don't they have an agenda?
or

lies, it's always about a lie
or

when they're gone it's always a big blur, who can really say it maybe didn't happen? But, they're always trying to get into our head to drive us nuts...
Never been broken up to one of these? .... there's always a next time...
One thing is a certainty in life, that one day our life will come to an end. Everything else happens to lead up to that moment. A break up is only the help for a new beginning. Enjoy your new beginnings ladies, accept it who heartedly and never look back.
Comments (15)
Haha, I love the fake time travel one
yeah the fake time machine seems like a very smart move
fake time travel is genius!! i know how to break up with my future g/f! and I shall give you all the credit for it...assuming she doesn't get insanely jealous after I show her your picture...haha =D
@Cestovatelka - @Cucumber_Melonhead - @Zissu25 - Lol So I guess time travel wins... lol I hope it workouts for you. hahaha!!
I think if I invent time travel I'm going to use it to 1) win the lottery and 2) avoid being with the wrong dude in the first place.
My relationship with my ex sort of mirrors the first comic. I wasn't too thrilled to be with her. We broke up so many times, only to take her back. But she grew on me. We grew apart for months and seemed distant. I knew it was only a matter of time before she would end it. When she did, I thought I would have been okay, but I wasn't. I guess the saying is true. You don't know what you got until it's gone.
It was her idea.
Guys night out on her birthday
the simplest way...suggest a threesome
LOL somehow this makes me think of a Pisces approach to a breakup. @godfatherofgreenbay - Better watch out, somebody might take you up on it!
Blame it on male instincts. The instinct to try to capture a woman's heart. The trouble with the time machine approach is that you go back in time, forget why you went back into time and fall in love with the same girl.
Boy girl breakups are messy, romantic love is so illogical and feel so good at that moment of time.
I always do the first one.
On accident. :-
Actually, relationships can be as simple or as complicated as we want the to be. BUT, the relationships are complicated because SOME women are complicated. Nothing can ever be easy with a woman mountain-out-of-a-molehill-spring of mind.
@blonde_apocalypse - Lol, I know right. It would make more sense unless you fall in love with that person again. But, winning the lottery is very important....
@stupid_systemus - I think that's what more commonly happens in real life. But, when you do realize they're gone is when you really feel it. I'm sure you were fine after a while, right?
The saying is correct... but it sucks realizing it.
@jdortiz - lol, it was her idea... and the guy's night out... I know a person who did this... sadly it happen.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Well, I'm sure it depends who you're with and their conservative levels. Some might agree to add spice to the relationship. But, then again most know that once you open up in a relationship like that being monogamous is not the same. That particular relationship will always need assistance and will never get anywhere.
@DivaJyoti - Are you a pieces? lol
I'm capricorn and I am shy but direct about what needs to be said... but not all capricorns are the same.
@PPhilip - I couldn't agree more.. and yes I would agree going back in time would put you in the same position. We tend to make the same mistake twice expecting a different outcome... lol
@lewk - It happens. I'm sorry... I hope it stops at some point.
@RestlessButterfly - I agree that women can be very complicated. But not only women... there are many men who just like to complicate everything as well. They can be as equally at fault. =D
@pinktiger335 - We did meet halfway for a while. It was the best years of our relationship. Sadly, it wasn't meant to be.